In addition to my superb good looks and charm, I am also a practising chemist. Though my knowledge is somewhat limited at this point, I assure you that I will one day destroy everyone of you.
Mockery now, painful executions later.
Below is a collection of syntheses/whatevers that I have performed. It may be small and insignificant at this point in time, but remember, I am the chemist. Be careful what you do or I will do all in my power to ensure that you smell worse than a rotting horse seeping in a pile of stink.